Thursday, January 21, 2010

Books I Want to Write....

#1- "Freaking Out Doesn't Make it Better [it just makes you look stupid"]






#2- "All my Friends are Having Babies; I'm Just Getting Drunk [Going to School.]"
       Mainly inspired by the facebook group that I admin.
       [1,949 members thankyouverymuch]



#3-"10001 reasons why Justin Timberlake Will Always Be Hot....even after Edward Cullen is dead and gone." [self-explanatory....but I'll include photographic proof anyway....JT is hot....and NO, I'm not in 6th grade]






#4- "Stop interrupting me....Or I will cut you."    [future children's book?]




A memoir for all the rude people who irritate me. Simply stated: stop interrupting me every time I try to speak.....Or lady....I'm gonna cut you. [misdemeanor]


#5- "If Life Were a Horror Movie, Key Points to Raise Your Odds of Survival." [One of my most favorite blogs I've ever written]

#6- "Fat People are Harder to Kidnap; The Pros of Obesity."



okay I'm tired now :)

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