[^secretly loves roosters]
But for serious, really!!!!! Hubby and I decided we wanted Chinese for din-din; as I am too obese and lazy to cook after getting up at 5am that morning. We enter Happy Family to find a LINE!!!!! [WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!] Since when in the history of Richlands has there ever been a LINE[!] to eat at a Chinese place!?!?! WOW! If that doesn't tell you the extreme deliciousity [fake word alert!!!] of this place then nothing does. Anyway, the adorable hostess tells us it will be "few more minute!!!" [loooove it!] So we decide to kill time at a local department store, I won't name the name.
ROOSTERS..........EVERYWHERE.....or in the words of Carl Malone...."evurwur"
Rooster clocks, rooster napkins, rooster placemats, sweatshirts, coffee cups, curtains, tableclothes, salt and pepper shakers, teapots, and even ceramic roosters [so majestic.]
I felt surrounded by roosters...
That's when one of them made their move!!! Death by Rooster!
[Cue Psycho Music "EEA EEA EEA EEA EA"]
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Good thing those sunflowers were weighing him down or even my strength of one thousand chubby women couldn't have held him off and I would have been a GONER!
But alas, I have survived Rooster Attack 2010....and live to awesomificate [my word, you can't have it] another day.
lerts of lerv
~amanda
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